The Simpsons

In exchange for study tips, Bart gives the class brain anti-geek lessons, but regrets it when the brain becomes too Bart-like. Blackboard: 'I will not encourage others to fly'.

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Homer lies on a medical insurance form in order to obtain a miracle hair restoring drug. Blackboard: 'Tar is not a plaything.'

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Halloween tales include a family in a haunted house; a misunderstanding with aliens; and a rendition of "The Raven."

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Homer's boss, Burns, wants to be governor to lower nuclear-safety standards to keep his plant on line. Blackboard 'I will not Xerox my Butt'.

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Homer's success as the mascot of Springfield's minor-league ball club earns him a shot at the majors, in Capital City.

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Lisa gives Bart some tips on handling the pressure in a miniature-golf grudge match with a neighbor's son.

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On Thanksgiving, Bart runs away after accidentally wrecking Lisa's centerpiece.

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After seeing a daredevil at a truck rally, Bart discovers his reason for living---a career in death defiance.

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Marge's protests over cartoon violence lead to a cultural renaissance in Springfield.

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A lawyer suggests there may be profit in the pain after Bart suffers minor injuries in a collision with Burns' car.

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Homer takes to sushi like a fish to water, but an apprentice chef may have given Homer some bad blowfish---and 24 hours to live.

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Marge and Homer reveal how they met as they tell a tale of love at first sight (but only for one) and the high-school prom they attended (but not together).

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After learning eternal hell is the price for stealing, Lisa decides she'd rather go to heaven than watch pirated cable.

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Bart benefits when Principal Skinner falls for his Aunt Patty, who has Skinner but doesn't want him, while Aunt Selma has naught but want.

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Danny DeVito is the voice of Homer's wealthy long-lost half brother, who makes the mistake of giving Homer an important job.

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Bart's dog is sent to obedience school after he destroys Homer's expensive new sneaks.

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Grandpa Simpson loses his love, leaving him with a heavy heart---and a heavy wallet when his sweetie leaves him money in her will.

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Ringo Starr has a cartoon cameo as Marge gets to paint a portrait of Mr. Burns.

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Lisa finds that Homer pales in comparison with her substitute teacher, as does Bart with his opponent for class president.

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Homer and Marge attend a marriage retreat, where Homer catches a legendary fish---and maybe more.

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Bart earns less than he expected doing chores for a neighbor, so he goes partners with Milhouse and Martin on a rare comic book.

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After Bart's blood saves Burns, Homer sends his boss a nasty letter for falling short of the material gratitude that Homer expected.

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