Rick and Morty is back, baby! Season Nine is all certified bangers. No AI slop! Just Grade A organic slop, made by real humans with real human traits like back hair and cysts. Please watch, or we'll have neglected our families for nothing.
S09E01 There's Something About Morty
May 24, 2026Rick's been lonely, broh. Morty's worried bout side pieces.
30m
S09E02 Ricks Days, Seven Nights
May 31, 2026You try being Rick all the time, broh.
30m
S09E03 Rick Fu Hustle
Jun 7, 2026You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.
30m
S09E04 A Ricker Runs Through It
Jun 14, 2026Remembering passwords is hard, broh. Special characters, broh.
30m
S09E05 Jer Bud
Jun 21, 2026Man's best friend, broh.
30m
S09E06 Erickerhead
Jun 28, 2026Rick's stomach is mad, broh. But it's all-you-can-eat-and-drink here, broh!
30m
S09E07 Mortgully: The Last Rickforest
Jul 5, 2026Rick and Morty gotta evolve, broh.
30m
S09E08 Rickuiem Mort a Dream
Jul 12, 2026Hold still, broh. It'll make you nice, broh.
30m
S09E09 Salute Your Morts
Jul 19, 2026Morty and Summer go to camp, broh. Beth and Jerry home alone, broh.
30m
S09E10 Field of Dreams
Jul 26, 2026Tom Sawyer, broh.
30m
