S09E01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sep 19, 2011Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart.
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S09E02 People Who Love Peepholes
Sep 26, 2011Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.
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S09E03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Oct 3, 2011Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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S09E04 Nine Magic Fingers
Oct 10, 2011Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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S09E05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Oct 17, 2011Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
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S09E06 The Squat and the Hover
Oct 24, 2011Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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S09E07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Oct 31, 2011Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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S09E08 Thank You for the Intercourse
Nov 7, 2011When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
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S09E09 Frodo's Headshots
Nov 14, 2011Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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S09E10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Nov 21, 2011Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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S09E11 What a Lovely Landing Strip
Dec 5, 2011Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
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S09E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Dec 12, 2011Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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S09E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Jan 2, 2012When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, he tries to enlist Alan as an ally.
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S09E14 A Possum on Chemo
Jan 16, 2012Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship.
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S09E15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Feb 6, 2012Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's special brownies.
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S09E16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Feb 13, 2012Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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S09E17 Not in My Mouth!
Feb 20, 2012Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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S09E18 The War Against Gingivitis
Feb 27, 2012Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.
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S09E19 Palmdale, Ech
Mar 19, 2012Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party.
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S09E20 Grandma's Pie
Apr 9, 2012Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
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S09E21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Apr 16, 2012Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
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S09E22 Why We Gave Up Women
Apr 30, 2012After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie's ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside.
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S09E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole
May 7, 2012Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
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S09E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 2012Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
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