S05E01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 2007Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.
30m
S05E02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 1, 2007Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan's date reacts oddly after having sex with him.
30m
S05E03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 8, 2007Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
30m
S05E04 City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 2007Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
30m
S05E05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 2007Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
30m
S05E06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 2007Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan's forbiddance.
30m
S05E07 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 5, 2007Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
30m
S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 2007Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
30m
S05E09 Tight's Good
Nov 19, 2007Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister.
30m
S05E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 2007Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
30m
S05E11 Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 2008Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
30m
S05E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 2008Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.
30m
S05E13 The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 2008Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
30m
S05E14 Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 2008Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.
30m
S05E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 2008Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control.
30m
S05E16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 2008Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
30m
S05E17 Fish in a Drawer
May 5, 2008The team from CSI investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
30m
S05E18 If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 2008Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.
30m
S05E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 2008Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
30m
