S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Sep 19, 2005After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to look after Jake for the weekend.
30m
S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Sep 26, 2005Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman.
30m
S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Oct 3, 2005Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
30m
S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Oct 10, 2005Berta moves in for a few days and sets Charlie and Alan at each others' throats.
30m
S03E05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
Oct 17, 2005Bout of impotence causes Charlie to reexamine his feelings toward women.
30m
S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One
Oct 24, 2005Alan is convinced that Charlie's new girlfriend has put an evil curse on him.
30m
S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Nov 7, 2005Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions towards his daughter.
30m
S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
Nov 14, 2005Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
30m
S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend
Nov 21, 2005Wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.
30m
S03E10 Something Salted and Twisted
Nov 28, 2005Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.
30m
S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned
Dec 19, 2005Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
30m
S03E12 That Special Tug
Jan 9, 2006Alan's emotional breakdown sends Charlie into therapy.
30m
S03E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Jan 23, 2006Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
30m
S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Feb 6, 2006Charlie plans the ultimate romantic evening with Mia, and Alan dates a much younger woman.
30m
S03E15 My Tongue Is Meat
Feb 27, 2006Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia.
30m
S03E16 Ergo, the Booty Call
Mar 6, 2006Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
30m
S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Mar 13, 2006Charlie is nominated for an advertising award against his arch nemesis who always wins.
30m
S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Mar 20, 2006Alan becomes financially strapped when he starts paying his young girlfriend's bills.
30m
S03E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Apr 10, 2006Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
30m
S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Apr 24, 2006Charlie is sleeping with Kandi's mother as Alan tries to win Kandi back.
30m
S03E21 And the Plot Moistens
May 1, 2006Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
30m
S03E22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
May 8, 2006Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
30m
S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie
May 15, 2006Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, comes back in town with an unexpected request, which Charlie follows with an unexpected question of his own.
30m
S03E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
May 22, 2006Charlie and Mia plan their wedding.
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