S02E01 Back Off, Mary Poppins
Sep 20, 2004When Alan discovers that Charlie is a member of an exclusive men's support group, he begs his brother to let him join.
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S02E02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Sep 27, 2004Alan overzealously tries to push Judith's new relationship to the next level after Charlie mentions that he'll be off the hook for alimony if Judith remarries.
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S02E03 A Bag Full of Jawea
Oct 4, 2004Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.
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S02E04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
Oct 11, 2004Charlie discovers that he made a big mistake when he lends Evelyn his Mercedes for a day in exchange for her hybrid car.
30m
S02E05 Bad News from the Clinic?
Oct 18, 2004Charlie falls head over heels for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
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S02E06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Oct 25, 2004When Charlie confesses playing a nasty trick on Alan when they were younger, Alan's self image is turned upside down.
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S02E07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Nov 8, 2004Charlie and Alan employ Berta's crazy sister to cater a party that Evelyn has cornered them into throwing for her.
30m
S02E08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Nov 15, 2004Alan meets a woman at the supermarket who introduces him to the kind of fantastic sex life Charlie is accustomed to.
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S02E09 Yes, Monsignor
Nov 22, 2004Charlie's ex-girlfriend comes back into his life with a little more baggage than when she left.
30m
S02E10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
Nov 29, 2004Jake helps Charlie write a theme song for a new cartoon, and things heat up between Alan and Rose.
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S02E11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Dec 13, 2004Charlie finds out that his promiscuous lifestyle has become the subject of an angry web site.
30m
S02E12 A Lung Full of Alan
Jan 3, 2005Alan's platonic high school girlfriend comes back into his life and creates contention between he and Charlie.
30m
S02E13 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
Jan 17, 2005When Judith's pipes burst due to an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
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S02E14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
Jan 31, 2005Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' and grandson's lives after Alan forbids her to see Jake.
30m
S02E15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
Feb 7, 2005Charlie tries to take Alan and Jake to Las Vegas in order to distract Alan from an impending medical procedure.
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S02E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Feb 14, 2005An already stressed Alan is pushed to the limit when Judith leaves Jake with him while she goes on vacation.
30m
S02E17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Feb 21, 2005After Charlie injures his back during sex, Alan takes him to the doctor.
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S02E18 It was 'Mame,' Mom
Mar 7, 2005Charlie makes Alan pose as his life partner at a business party thrown by a gay ad executive.
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S02E19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Mar 21, 2005Alan goes on a date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends.
30m
S02E20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Apr 18, 2005Unable to express the anger they have toward the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan take it out on each other.
30m
S02E21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
May 2, 2005Charlie, Alan and Jake accompany Evelyn to her second-husband's funeral.
30m
S02E22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
May 9, 2005Alan goes on a nightmarish blind date in order to repay a debt to his mother.
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S02E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 16, 2005Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
30m
S02E24 Does This Smell Funny to You?
May 23, 2005Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.
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