S08E01 Good Times with Weapons
Mar 17, 2004After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos.
30m
S08E02 Up the Down Steroid
Mar 24, 2004Steroids become an issue as Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman train for a sporting event.
30m
S08E03 The Passion of the Jew
Mar 31, 2004"The Passion of the Christ" has an unusual effect on Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny.
30m
S08E04 You Got F**ked in the Ass
Apr 7, 2004Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.
30m
S08E05 AWESOM-O
Apr 14, 2004Cartman disguises himself as a robot so he can learn secrets about Butters to use against him.
30m
S08E06 The Jeffersons
Apr 21, 2004A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park.
30m
S08E07 Goobacks
Apr 28, 2004South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.
30m
S08E08 Douche and Turd
Oct 27, 2004The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.
30m
S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Nov 3, 2004South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town.
30m
S08E10 Pre-School
Nov 10, 2004Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Stan and Kyle fear that a secret may get out when an old adversary turns up in town.
30m
S08E11 Quest for Ratings
Nov 17, 2004Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station.
30m
S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Dec 1, 2004South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite.
30m
S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift
Dec 8, 2004Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.
30m
S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas
Dec 15, 2004Woodland creatures ask Stan to help them build a manger.
30m
