S07E01 Cancelled
Mar 19, 2003The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.
30m
S07E02 Krazy Kripples
Mar 26, 2003The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.
30m
S07E03 Toilet Paper
Apr 2, 2003The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.
30m
S07E04 I'm a Little Bit Country
Apr 9, 2003The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.
30m
S07E05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Apr 16, 2003Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to town.
30m
S07E06 Lil' Crime Stoppers
Apr 23, 2003The guys start their own detective agency.
30m
S07E07 Red Man's Greed
Apr 30, 2003The boys try to save the town from developers.
30m
S07E08 South Park is Gay!
Oct 22, 2003The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay.
30m
S07E09 Christian Rock Hard
Oct 29, 2003Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet.
30m
S07E10 Grey Dawn
Nov 5, 2003The boys try to have South Park's senior citizens stripped of their driver's licenses after they go on a dangerous rampage.
30m
S07E11 Casa Bonita
Nov 12, 2003Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing.
30m
S07E12 All About the Mormons?
Nov 19, 2003Mormon neighbors move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves.
30m
S07E13 Butt Out
Dec 3, 2003The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school.
30m
S07E14 Raisins
Dec 10, 2003When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.
30m
S07E15 It's Christmas in Canada
Dec 17, 2003Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.
30m
