S13E01 The Ring
Mar 11, 2009In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.
30m
S13E02 The Coon
Mar 18, 2009Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town.
30m
S13E03 Margaritaville
Mar 25, 2009Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives.
30m
S13E04 Eat, Pray, Queef
Apr 1, 2009An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.
30m
S13E05 Fishsticks
Apr 8, 2009Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke.
30m
S13E06 Pinewood Derby
Apr 15, 2009Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby
30m
S13E07 Fatbeard
Apr 22, 2009Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.
30m
S13E08 Dead Celebrities
Oct 7, 2009Kyle seeks help from paranormal experts when his little brother is haunted by ghosts.
30m
S13E09 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Oct 14, 2009Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.
30m
S13E10 W.T.F.
Oct 21, 2009The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live.
30m
S13E11 Whale Whores
Oct 28, 2009Stan vows to save the dolphins after a family visit to an aquarium in Denver on his birthday is marred by a mass slaughter of aquatic mammals.
30m
S13E12 The F Word
Nov 4, 2009The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town.
30m
S13E13 Dances with Smurfs
Nov 11, 2009Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.
30m
S13E14 Pee
Nov 18, 2009In the 13th-season finale, the boys' trip to a local water park comes with apocalyptic overtones.
30m
